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I might be a redneck

In honor of getting sunburnt today trying out road-biking with Paul and Amanda, I’m going to fill out this “are you a redneck” quiz I got forwarded. I, and probably everyone I know, are probably rednecks.

Have you?
(x) lived in the country?
( ) lived south of the mason-dixon line?
(x) shot a gun?
( ) owned a gun?
( ) hunted?
(x) driven a truck?
( ) chewed tabacco?
(x) driven a tractor?
(x) gone camping?
(x) listened to country?
(x) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
(x) worn a cowboy hat?
(x) worn cowboy boots?
(x) riden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
(x) worked on a farm?
( ) lived on a farm?
( ) owned a farm animal?
(x) worn a carhartt?
( ) lived in a trailer?
(x) worked on a car?
(x) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
( ) been to an oval track?
(x) seen a demolition derby?
( ) seen a figure 8 race?
(x) talked on a cb radio?
( ) had a cb in your car?
( ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
( ) rode a dirtbike?
( ) owned more than two cars that don’t run?
(x) been to a junkyard
(x) drank beer?
(x) party in the woods where only trucks can get?
( ) been in a Ford vs. Chevy argument?
() gone cow tipping?
( ) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower?
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
(x) wear camo?
(x) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
(x) had to take a bath in the river?
( ) drank white lightning?
(x) had your whole family on the front porch?
( ) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever?
( ) own a rebel flag?
(x) eaten deer meat?
(x) cooked over a fire?
() been muddin’?